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egg whites from a chicken's tush

updated mon 7 may 07

 

Deborah Thuman on sat 5 may 07


While I absolutely agree that art should be part of education.... I
gotta disagree on the chicken egg separator.

As a criminal defense attorney, I handle quite a few high profile,
serious cases. I get to listen to people describe murder, rape and
child molestation. I also get to keep a straight face while I do that.
I have plenty of stress, emotional turmoil, and a great need for what
can only be described as decompression. Egg whites coming out of a
chicken's ass is very funny to me right now. If I want to keep what
little is left of my sanity, I need this kind of goofy humor.

Um... where can I buy one of these gadgets?

Deb
http://debthumansblog.blogspot.com/

Graeme Anderson on sat 5 may 07


Google - egg separator. Then you'll have a choice of different ones.
There's even a Hilary Clinton.
Cheers. Graeme.

Gary Navarre on sun 6 may 07


On Sat, 5 May 2007 08:59:29 -0600, Deborah Thuman wrote:

>While I absolutely agree that art should be part of education.... I
>gotta disagree on the chicken egg separator.
>
>As a criminal defense attorney, I handle quite a few high profile,
>serious cases. I get to listen to people describe murder, rape and
>child molestation. I also get to keep a straight face while I do that.
>I have plenty of stress, emotional turmoil, and a great need for what
>can only be described as decompression. Egg whites coming out of a
>chicken's ass is very funny to me right now. If I want to keep what
>little is left of my sanity, I need this kind of goofy humor.
>
>Um... where can I buy one of these gadgets?
>
>Deb
>http://debthumansblog.blogspot.com/


Ummm... we just got done selling hundreds of plastic chickens and other
farm animals that poop pieces of candy for kids to play with in their Easter
baskets. I get a real kick out of some of the junk people will buy. Maybe
this mug idea will catch on and Wal*Mart will carry snot nose chicken butt
gleet cups. Wonder if we all could knock out an order before China get's
ahold of it and I could sell them to Wally World. That would work for those
buy locally tree hugging liberal scientist types too aeh? Stay in there,
this too shall pass, aeh?

G in da U.P.