Edouard Bastarache on thu 29 may 08
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Kids are Quick !!!!!!!=20
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the =
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we =
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... " I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry =
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father =
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before =
eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition o n "My Dog" is exactly the same as =
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when =
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: =
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is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now=20
class, who discovered=20
America?
CLASS: Maria.=
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>TEACHER: class=3D843071015-29052008>size=3D2> John, why are you =
doing your=20
math multiplication on the=20
floor?
JOHN: You=
told=20
me to do it without using=20
tables.
__________________________________________
T>
TEACHER: class=3D843071015-29052008>size=3D2> Glenn, how do you spell=20
"crocodile?"
GLENN: K-=
R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No,=20
that's =
wrong
GLENN: Maybe it =
is wrong, but you asked me how I spell=20
it.
____________________________________________
=
TEACHER: Donald,=20
what is the chemical formula for=20
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M =
N=20
O.
TEACHER: What are you talking=20
about?
DONALD: class=3D843071015-29052008>size=3D2> Yesterday you said it's H to=20
O.
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TEA=
CHER: Winnie,=20
name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years=20
ago.
WINNIE: class=3D843071015-29052008>size=3D2> Me!
__________________=
________________________
TEACHER: =
Glen,=20
why do you always get so=20
dirty?
GLEN: Wel=
l, I'm=20
a lot closer to the ground than you=20
are.
_______________________________________
=
TEACHER: Millie,=20
give me a sentence starting with=20
"I."
MILLIE: I=20
is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... =
Always say,=20
"I am."
MILLIE: All =
right...=20
" I am the ninth letter of the=20
alphabet."
_________________________________
=
TEACHER: George=20
Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also =
admitted it.=20
Now, Louie, do youface=3DArial=20
color=3D#0000ff size=3D2> know why his father didn't =
punish=20
him?
LOUIS: Because =
George=20
still had the axe in his=20
hand.
______________________________________
=
TEACHER: Now,=20
Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before=20
eating?
SIMON: No =
sir, I=20
don't have to, my Mom is a good =
cook.
______________________=20
______=20
_______________
TEACHER: C=
lyde,=20
your composition o n "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. =
Did=20
you copy =
his?
CLYDE: No,=20
teacher, it's the same=20
dog.
___________________________________
=
TEACHER: Harold,=20
what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer =
interested?
HAROLD: A=20
teacher
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