David Woof on fri 13 aug 10
"Well B.S. I know the story is BS because: standing outside wearing only a =
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pair of boots and shot gun in a northern Illinois nite isn't conducive to a=
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nything hanging with in reach of the family pooch taking a lick from behind=
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. My dogs were all trained not to get that familiar anyway !!!???? Farm d=
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og would have been out front=3D2C already there=3D2C or at side ready to ta=
ke u=3D
p the serious business at hand. One of our dogs came back from a skirmish =
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with a scrap of bloody denim stuck in his teeth. A short length of hose an=
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d a gas can abandoned by the tractor closed the case=3D2C no further questi=
on=3D
s asked. That's still rural America=3D2C Africa=3D2C Asia=3D2C The Rez=3D2=
C Mexico=3D
.............Patio Town Clarkdale=3D2C Az........ South 72nd Chicago.
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Got to admit=3D2C it's late and my resistance is down from a long day or I =
wo=3D
uld have deleted with out reading because it came from you. I've careful=
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ly scrutinized your post for any racially hateful references to "Rag Heads=
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=3D2C Obama=3D2C Jews=3D2C Cripples=3D2C Retards=3D2C Indians=3D2C Mexicans=
=3D2C Asians=3D
=3D2C Gypsies=3D2C Jehovah's Witnesses=3D2C Buddhists=3D2C Muslims.......Mo=
nkeys=3D2C=3D
Apes=3D2C Bunnies=3D2C spear chucker's.... A-Rabs=3D2C J or Yaa-hoos" and=
you c=3D
ame up clean=3D2C at least in print.
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Hope making pots has led you in the way of peace and tolerance. You are ma=
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king pots quite regularly=3D2C aren't you? That is sort of the rule for be=
in=3D
g allowed to sit in the Ram's Head and talk sh--.
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Best wishes on your recovery=3D2C=3D20
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David
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7. Dog=3D2C Gun & Chickens
Posted by: "Bob Seele" b.s.bobseele@GMAIL.COM=3D20
Date: Fri Aug 13=3D2C 2010 12:01 pm ((PDT))
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The LAST WORD in dog stories.
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The following event took in 1950.
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My neighbor=3D2C Mr. Carpenter=3D2C farmed in northern Illinois.
Raised beef cattle=3D2C hogs=3D2C dairy cows and chickens.
Also had a large=3D2C friendly collie=3D2C and an assortment of cats.
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Two nights in a row=3D2C something got into the chicken house=3D2C
and killed several chickens.
The next night he was awaken by the chickens making a lot of noise.
Sounded like it was a skunk after chickens again.
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He jumped out of bed=3D2C grabbed a double barrel shotgun and a flashlight.
After stopping long enough at the back door to put on a pair of farmer
boots=3D2C
he headed for the chicken house.
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Did I mention=3D2C he slept in his birthday suit?
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With the flashlight and the gun barrow in his left hand=3D2C his right
hand holding the gun stock=3D2C
and his finger on the trigger=3D2C he headed for the chicken house.
Opening the chicken house door=3D2C he swung the light and gun around=3D2C
looking for what ever was killing the chickens.
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About that time the family dog came up behind him=3D2C and licked the
family jewels.
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Both barrels of the gun went off.
Killed 20 chickens.
Spent the rest of the night dressing out chickens.
Never did see the skunk.
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In 1956 I was in the Air Force=3D2C stationed in Denver=3D2C Co.
I told this TRUE story.
Spent 57 and 58 in Japan=3D2C studying pottery=3D2C well not really.
In 1959 I was sent back to Denver.
The above story was still going around.
And it had NOT changed at all.
=3D20
In 1973 I met Joe.
Told him the story =3D2C "Dog=3D2C Gun & Chickens"
I was told he heard the same story several years earlier
while going to collage in Ohio=3D2C and that is was one of them stories
that never did happen.
But the story he heard was the very same as the event that did happen
=3D20
I wonder if anyone here has heard that story too ?????
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Bob Seele on fri 13 aug 10
The LAST WORD in dog stories.
The following event took in 1950.
My neighbor, Mr. Carpenter, farmed in northern Illinois.
Raised beef cattle, hogs, dairy cows and chickens.
Also had a large, friendly collie, and an assortment of cats.
Two nights in a row, something got into the chicken house,
and killed several chickens.
The next night he was awaken by the chickens making a lot of noise.
Sounded like it was a skunk after chickens again.
He jumped out of bed, grabbed a double barrel shotgun and a flashlight.
After stopping long enough at the back door to put on a pair of farmer
boots,
he headed for the chicken house.
Did I mention, he slept in his birthday suit?
With the flashlight and the gun barrow in his left hand, his right
hand holding the gun stock,
and his finger on the trigger, he headed for the chicken house.
Opening the chicken house door, he swung the light and gun around,
looking for what ever was killing the chickens.
About that time the family dog came up behind him, and licked the
family jewels.
Both barrels of the gun went off.
Killed 20 chickens.
Spent the rest of the night dressing out chickens.
Never did see the skunk.
In 1956 I was in the Air Force, stationed in Denver, Co.
I told this TRUE story.
Spent 57 and 58 in Japan, studying pottery, well not really.
In 1959 I was sent back to Denver.
The above story was still going around.
And it had NOT changed at all.
In 1973 I met Joe.
Told him the story , "Dog, Gun & Chickens"
I was told he heard the same story several years earlier
while going to collage in Ohio, and that is was one of them stories
that never did happen.
But the story he heard was the very same as the event that did happen
I wonder if anyone here has heard that story too ?????
bs
Bob Seele on sat 14 aug 10
woof
I can't believe the HATE you have inside of you.
On several occasions you have informed every one on clayart
that you do not read posts from me.
But it seams that you do, and can't wait to slam me. GET A LIFE.
YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF.
I suggest that in he future you email me privately.
The dog and chicken story did happen as stated.
bs
On Aug 14, 2010, at 12:44 AM, David Woof wrote:
"Well B.S. I know the story is BS because: standing outside wearing
only a pair of boots and shot gun in a northern Illinois nite isn't
conducive to anything hanging with in reach of the family pooch taking
a lick from behind. My dogs were all trained not to get that familiar
anyway !!!???? Farm dog would have been out front, already there, or
at side ready to take up the serious business at hand. One of our
dogs came back from a skirmish with a scrap of bloody denim stuck in
his teeth. A short length of hose and a gas can abandoned by the
tractor closed the case, no further questions asked. That's still
rural America, Africa, Asia, The Rez, Mexico.............Patio Town
Clarkdale, Az........ South 72nd Chicago.
Got to admit, it's late and my resistance is down from a long day or I
would have deleted with out reading because it came from you. I've
carefully scrutinized your post for any racially hateful references to
"Rag Heads, Obama, Jews, Cripples, Retards, Indians, Mexicans, Asians,
Gypsies, Jehovah's Witnesses, Buddhists, Muslims.......Monkeys, Apes,
Bunnies, spear chucker's.... A-Rabs, J or Yaa-hoos" and you came up
clean, at least in print.
Hope making pots has led you in the way of peace and tolerance. You
are making pots quite regularly, aren't you? That is sort of the rule
for being allowed to sit in the Ram's Head and talk sh--.
Best wishes on your recovery,
David
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