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open letter to mr. giffen

updated wed 24 oct 01


mel jacobson on tue 23 oct 01

thank you mr. giffen for inventing the
`grip`. it is a great tool. for the many
that have it, and use it every day, they
honor you.

for your next invention, please make
a tool that can be planted in the heads
of grip users that calms them down when
discussing the `grip`. there seems to be
a loyalty plug that goes with your invention.

you have received about 10,000 dollars of free
adverts on clayart. accept it with our grace and
adulation. i am sure that liz is correct. you are
a good guy.
this ends all discussion on giffen grips.
period. i think, forever.

Minnetonka, Minnesota, U.S.A.
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