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texas- a canadian province

updated sun 4 nov 01

 

clennell on sat 3 nov 01


junkyard Dawg wrote:
> Since you are dying to be an honorary Texan, and trying to impress
> us natives with you knowledge of our towns, here's a little test.
> What is the correct pronunciation for these Texas towns?
> 1. Palestine
> 2. Mexia
> 3. Boerne
> No hints from fellow Texans, please.

Dear Dawg: I'm afraid I might get stumped on this test so I'm going to cut a
deal with you right off the top. No free beer for Larry!!!!!
gonna let you in on a secret- Canadians invented Texans. yes, my favourite
TV show King of the Hill starring Texan propane salesman Hank Hill is
written by a Canadian sitting in his house in Calgary ,Alberta. True!!!
Why is Greune pronounced Green? Because we were honouring our Canadian
comedians Red Green and Tom Greene. We rule your minds thru Hank Hill.
So now for the quizz. It's a trick ain't it.
Here goes
1. New Isreal Trailer Park
2. Tex Mex Trailer Park
3. Born Again Trailer Park
Break it to Larry gently that he's going dry at the Festival next fall.
Hank Hill for governor.
cheers,
tony