Steve Mills on mon 24 dec 01
Dear Friends,
This has nothing to do with clay, BUT, this being the season of good
will and good humour I felt I had to share this with those of you who
haven't met it before. :-)
Steve
still chuckling, in
Bath
UK
P.S. Thanks Eddie
Happy Christmas
(for conditions, please see below, acceptance of these wishes indicates
acceptance of the conditions below in all states or jurisdictions where
these conditions are applicable)
From me (hereinafter called the "Wishor") to you (hereinafter called
the "Wishee"), please accept without obligation, express or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender
neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and
a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2002, but with due respect for the calendars of choice
of other cultures or sects, and having due regard to the race, creed,
colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform or dietary preference of the Wishee.
By accepting this greeting you agree to be bound by the following
terms as applicable:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary
rights of the wishor are acknowledged;
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
implement any of the wishes;
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions
and/or all or some of the restrictions herein may not be binding upon
certain Wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the Wishor;
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first;
* The Wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
Wishor;
* Any references implied in this greeting to a deity, to a
mythical figure, or to any other traditionally festive figures,
whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any
endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all
proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are
hereby acknowledged.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL AND ALL THE VERY BEST FOR 2002!
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--
Steve Mills
Bath
UK
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