artimater on wed 14 aug 02
mel wrote:
to lay waste. she mentioned that she
was going to use a 2x4 on rush.
OHH...OHH....I am shaking in my steel toe boots nowHEHEHE....Back when I =
was picking up some of my skillsHOHOHO....I worked in a vessel shipping =
dept, and this fork lift driver whacked my hard-hat off my head from =
behind with a 30' x 6" steel beam.....Before I picked up my hat I flung =
a sticker(2" X 4" oak) at his head at fastball velocity....It bonked off =
his cage but I believe it improved his driving skills...I guess if I had =
actually unsaddled him it might have been considered assault but I guess =
I thought I could get by on extenuating circumstances....4" lower and my =
head might have been rolling around in that hard hat....So send on the =
girlie with the 2 X 4.....Kinda unfair to send a woman though...I would =
probally just hold her down till she shut up...My Dad was a born Texian =
so I'm not allowed to hit the girls...Just don't give her a Louisville =
slugger...I hate it when women come after me with one of them
mel also wrote:
never apologize for skill. it
is always those that do not have it, that minimize it.
you know, the creative types, no brain, no talent, just mouth
Hmmm...What are you gettin at here mel?....Just cause YOU take 45 =
minutes to shit a moose turd don't mean everyone has to be that =
way....The only skill I ever really needed was a deep concentration on =
the exact point where the metal meets the meat....The rest is nice but =
superfulous....like good tools...I've been trying to get Phil to send me =
one of those Bison miniature round hoop carbide carving tools =
forever....I think he wants money....I still want that Leach wheel you =
are holding up your puke green(didn't you ever notice?...Maybe you =
should drink more booze) plastic bucket with also....If you ever made me =
a firm offer I could have relatives there to pick it up before you =
changed your mind....I guess you want the money too....Ya'll oughta take =
pots in trade...I got a bunch...Everybody wants my money but nobody =
wants to send me any...What's up with that?....Oh well...I'm not bitter =
ALL the time....Only depressed most of the time...and lazy.....damn I'm =
lazy lately....I've been working on a bunch of honey-dos; She's like, =
"Lift that barge, tote that bail".....that'll make you lazy every =
time...
Ever tried acrylic gloss medium instead of wax?.....you can mask, =
paint, cut, peel and remask, cut, peel, paint and do it again....go ten =
colors with presision control if you want.....And you can drink it if =
you want.....goes good with a little clay and strawberries....Might be =
good for that moose turd thing also ....
PAX,
Rush
"I only indulge when I've seen a snake, so I keep a supply of =
indulgences and snakes handy"
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