Hendrix, Taylor J. on wed 23 apr 03
So, Arti you want a piece of me too? Well okay.
So true about my shorter shower time. While you're still trying to work
up a lather with Red Stripe and a bar of LardAss soap, I'm already out,
toweled off and combing the hair on my ass. What irks me is that I HAVE
to part that hair down the middle; no choice in the matter.
As soon as Vince's pony is all gone, we'll start workin' on your kickass
art so that when the warm fuzzies give way to meanie weanies I'll start
selling off the Artimator's collection to corporate America...and
sellin' in CANADIAN DOLLARS. Now that'll learn em. Can't you just feel
the love?
Okay okay I'm sorry Arti. I just haven't been the same since they took
my hair. Let me make it up to you and Vince. I'll tell you a secret.
Go take a trip over to see David Hendley. You two can meet up in
Shreveport. The beer's on me. When you get to Dave's, if you say
"Rumplestiltskin", he'll give you six pony hoof mugs (beyone cool) and
let you take a pull on his water pipe. While your out there pick up his
cute dog, Donnie. That dawg just loves being held.
Taylor, in HEHE Waco
David Hendley on thu 24 apr 03
Taylor, Arti has already visited me at the Old Farmhouse. I gave him the
nickel tour. He would have gotten the 25 cent tour, but Gloria's eyes
glazed over and his daughter sighed, "Oh, Brother" when we started
talking about glaze formulas and firing kilns.
Funny, but Donnie the Dog really took to Arti.
Do you still have the beloved pony tail in a drawer somewhere?
I made 2 large and one jumbo sumi brushes out of mine last year,
you might do the same, to ease your pain.
David Hendley
Maydelle, Texas
david@farmpots.com
http://www.farmpots.com
----- Original Message -----
From: "Hendrix, Taylor J."
So, Arti you want a piece of me too? Well okay.
So true about my shorter shower time. While you're still trying to work
up a lather with Red Stripe and a bar of LardAss soap, I'm already out,
toweled off and combing the hair on my ass. What irks me is that I HAVE
to part that hair down the middle; no choice in the matter.
As soon as Vince's pony is all gone, we'll start workin' on your kickass
art so that when the warm fuzzies give way to meanie weanies I'll start
selling off the Artimator's collection to corporate America...and
sellin' in CANADIAN DOLLARS. Now that'll learn em. Can't you just feel
the love?
Okay okay I'm sorry Arti. I just haven't been the same since they took
my hair. Let me make it up to you and Vince. I'll tell you a secret.
Go take a trip over to see David Hendley. You two can meet up in
Shreveport. The beer's on me. When you get to Dave's, if you say
"Rumplestiltskin", he'll give you six pony hoof mugs (beyone cool) and
let you take a pull on his water pipe. While your out there pick up his
cute dog, Donnie. That dawg just loves being held.
Taylor, in HEHE Waco
James Bowen on fri 25 apr 03
Too bad i read this story about using the pony tail for
sumi-e brushes just the day after i walked into the
barbershop for the first time in over a year and said "cut
it short, very short." Not that I had as much as David or
Vince.
"The trouble with our Texas Baptists is that we do not hold
them under water long enough."
Texas newspaperman William Brann
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