Cecilia Wian on mon 25 aug 03
----- Original Message -----
From: "Vince Pitelka"
>
> Oh Kelly, I am so sorry. There is nothing I can do about that gross of
> cards, but perhaps I can help you come up with another equally evocative
> studio name. A short list follows:
>
> Oh-My-Aching-Butt Pottery Works
>
> Okay, okay, time to stop. Perhaps it was time to stop quite a bit further
> up the page?
> Best -
> - Vince
I kinda liked this one....
You could have a stamp made up that just said OMAB
It would be easily identifiable.
Cecilia
claybair on mon 25 aug 03
Vince... Vince...
How could you forget...
"Pull My Finger Studio"
You are sooo funny ....
thanks for the heehaw...
Just what I needed today!
Gayle Bair
Bainbridge Island, WA
http://claybair.com
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Running Sore Studios
Bursting Pustule Pottery
Plegmatic Clay Works
Loose Sphincter Studio
Heartbreak of Psoriasis Studios
Festering Pimple Clay Works
Scab-Picker Studio
Oh-My-Aching-Butt Pottery Works
Upchuck Studio
Touch-My-Monkey Pottery Works
Lingering Rash Studios
Painful Discharge Clay Works
Intestinal Blockage Studios
High Colonic Clay Works
Flaming Maggot Pottery
Burning Herpes Studio
Crusty Blister Studios
Vince Pitelka on mon 25 aug 03
> Here i had a perfectly good studio name planned and vince went and made
> fun of it... and i already had all my business cards made up, too. What
> am I supposed to do with a gross of cards that say "rectal itch studios"
> now that Vince has made fun of it?
Oh Kelly, I am so sorry. There is nothing I can do about that gross of
cards, but perhaps I can help you come up with another equally evocative
studio name. A short list follows:
Running Sore Studios
Bursting Pustule Pottery
Plegmatic Clay Works
Loose Sphincter Studio
Heartbreak of Psoriasis Studios
Festering Pimple Clay Works
Scab-Picker Studio
Oh-My-Aching-Butt Pottery Works
Upchuck Studio
Touch-My-Monkey Pottery Works
Lingering Rash Studios
Painful Discharge Clay Works
Intestinal Blockage Studios
High Colonic Clay Works
Flaming Maggot Pottery
Burning Herpes Studio
Crusty Blister Studios
Okay, okay, time to stop. Perhaps it was time to stop quite a bit further
up the page?
Best -
- Vince
Vince Pitelka
Appalachian Center for Craft
Tennessee Technological University
1560 Craft Center Drive, Smithville TN 37166
Home - vpitelka@dtccom.net
615/597-5376
Office - wpitelka@tntech.edu
615/597-6801 x111, FAX 615/597-6803
http://iweb.tntech.edu/wpitelka/
Rob Van Rens on tue 26 aug 03
----- Original Message -----
From: "Vince Pitelka"
> Flaming Maggot Pottery
>
> Okay, okay, time to stop. Perhaps it was time to stop quite a bit further
> up the page?
> Best -
> - Vince
So, Vince...would we find this particular incendiary insect larvae hosting
"Queer Eye for the Straight Fly"?
Hmmm...maybe you're right, and it is time to stop.
Rob Van Rens
Janet Kaiser on wed 27 aug 03
Not bad, but makes one think about how much worse naming a
business would be for other professions. Especially medics,
seeing that half Vince's substitute list was based on ailments
and afflictions. Which must be why they don't go for goofy
either...
Sincerely
Janet Kaiser - A fitting joke sent to me by a Clayarter not too
long ago...
Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up a sign
reading:
"Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go! Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics" Thumbs down
again.
Then came, "Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives."
But is was still not good! So they tried:
"Minds and Behinds"
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
"Lost Souls and Ass Holes"
None worked.
Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a
title they thought might be accepted by the council: "Dr Smith
and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends."
APPROVED!
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