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canada rulz!!

updated sun 2 nov 03

 

logan johnson on thu 30 oct 03


Hey all!

Let's not forget Chris Jerico & Bret Hart Two of the W.W.E.'s best!

"Edouard Bastarache Inc." wrote:
SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?



1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7.Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned
it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon
McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time.
We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and
partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up
just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17.The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is
still around as the worlds oldest company.
18.The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis,
the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24.Canada Rulz Snowboarding!
25.Canadian Girlz kick ass!

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
26.The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!

Have anything not mentioned here? Why not add to the list!

I AM CANADIAN!!!



"Ils sont fous ces quebecois"
Edouard Bastarache
Irreductible Quebecois
Indomitable Quebeker
Sorel-Tracy
Quebec
edouardb@sorel-tracy.qc.ca
http://sorel-tracy.qc.ca/~edouardb/
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/smart2000/index.htm
http://www.digitalfire.com/education/toxicity/





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Edouard Bastarache Inc. on thu 30 oct 03


SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?=20
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1. Smarties=20
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp=20
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down =20
4. Baseball is Canadian =20
5. Lacrosse is Canadian=20
6. Hockey is Canadian=20
7.Basketball is Canadian=20
8. Apple pie is Canadian=20
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass=20
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass=20
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed =20
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned=20
it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon=20
McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time.=20
We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and=20
partied...Go figure..=20
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to=20
Germany.=20
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered =
or=20
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. =20
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.=20
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American =20
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up=20
just in time to get caught. =20
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.=20
17.The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface =
and is=20
still around as the worlds oldest company. =20
18.The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in =
under 3 minutes. =20
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.=20
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.=20
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, =
penicillin, zambonis,=20
the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each =
year. =20
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell =
about it.=20
23. A Canadian invented Superman.=20
24.Canada Rulz Snowboarding! =20
25.Canadian Girlz kick ass!=20
=20
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!=20
26.The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with =
mitts on.=20
OOOoohhhhh Canada!!=20
=20
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.=20
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian!!!=20
=20
Have anything not mentioned here? Why not add to the list!=20

I AM CANADIAN!!! =20



"Ils sont fous ces quebecois"
Edouard Bastarache
Irreductible Quebecois
Indomitable Quebeker
Sorel-Tracy
Quebec
edouardb@sorel-tracy.qc.ca
http://sorel-tracy.qc.ca/~edouardb/
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/smart2000/index.htm
http://www.digitalfire.com/education/toxicity/

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Ababi on fri 31 oct 03


I do not know all these things
I just know that
Yourself
Tony Hansen
Ron Roy
Tom Buck
...Are among the 8 people advise me more that anywhere else.
This is Canada for me is a source of knowledge

Ababi Sharon
Glaze addict
Kibbutz Shoval Israel
ababisha@shoval.org.il
http://members4.clubphoto.com/ababi306910
http://www.matrix2000.co.nz/Matrix%20Demo/Ababi.htm



-----Original Message-----
From: Clayart [mailto:CLAYART@LSV.CERAMICS.ORG] On Behalf Of Edouard
Bastarache Inc.
Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 2:09 AM
To: CLAYART@LSV.CERAMICS.ORG
Subject: Canada Rulz!!

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?



1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian

Donald Burroughs on fri 31 oct 03


Edouard it is nice to know that you are a fellow "canadian" from Quebec.
It was very disheartening to hear that MP from the Bloc who is vehemently
anti-Canada but will not relinquish the perks of his federal canadian
position in parliment.
On the original post...Is it not nice of Ababi to toot our horn?

PS. We really do have to do something about the dated feature film that
Disney uses at the Canadian Epcot pavilion. I took the family this year and
was flabbergasted by the eh! mentality in this material.

Sincerely, Donald Burroughs (In Winnipeg where the thermometer is dropping
to -7c tonight 10/31/03