Helen Bates on sun 8 feb 04
I got this from my daughter (whose Sig OT cheers on the Toronto Maple Leaf
Team) and thought it was time for a laugh...
> 10C-californians shiver uncontrollably-canadians plant gardens.
> 1.6C-italian cars won't start-canadians drive with the windows down.
> 0C-american water freezes- canadian water gets thicker.
> -17.9C-ny city landlords finally turn on the heat -canadians
> have the last barbeque of the season.
> -51C-mount saint helen freezes-canadian girl guides sell cookies door-to-door.
> -73C-santa claus abandons the north pole-ottawa canal opens for skating.
> -114C-ethyl alcohol freezes-canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
> -273C-absolute zero; all atomic motion stops-canadians start saying 'cold eh?'
> -295C-hell freezes over-leafs win stanley cup.
>
Brrrr!
Helen
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