David Woof on sat 17 dec 05
Caroline, by all means take reasonable due caution but beware of the fear
mongers among us. They will die first and take all who follow with them as
all this unreasoned fear creates breaches in one's will to be healthy. The
really dangerous stuff isn't in the studio!!!
Last week, since they won't go away, I decided to capitalize on this fear
fad. I'm going to quit making pots and develope a full body condom for
studio work. I intend to mate kevlar with spandex/goretex for a form
fitting suit of protection. These suits will come in favorite animal prints
and designer colors so when one is finished with all the dangerous
activities in the studio a simple hop thru the shower will transform this
suit into the ultimate evening out debauchery gear. One has only to imagine
the few simple features and attachments that will revolutionize and
facilitate fear free living.
David Woof
peering over the edge, reverently taking an irreverent look at everything.
marianne kuiper milks on sat 17 dec 05
Thanks for the wake-up chuckle, David. That was great. Humor is a rare thing at times. Laugh, breathe deeper, feel better. Marianne
David Woof wrote: Caroline, by all means take reasonable due caution but beware of the fear
mongers among us. They will die first and take all who follow with them as
all this unreasoned fear creates breaches in one's will to be healthy. The
really dangerous stuff isn't in the studio!!!
Last week, since they won't go away, I decided to capitalize on this fear
fad. I'm going to quit making pots and develope a full body condom for
studio work. I intend to mate kevlar with spandex/goretex for a form
fitting suit of protection. These suits will come in favorite animal prints
and designer colors so when one is finished with all the dangerous
activities in the studio a simple hop thru the shower will transform this
suit into the ultimate evening out debauchery gear. One has only to imagine
the few simple features and attachments that will revolutionize and
facilitate fear free living.
David Woof
peering over the edge, reverently taking an irreverent look at everything.
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Gayle Bair on sat 17 dec 05
Hurry David.......
We can all wear them to NCECA!
Gayle Bair
Bainbridge Island, WA
Tucson, AZ
www.claybair.com
-----Original Message-----
From: David Woof
Caroline, by all means take reasonable due caution but beware of the fear
mongers among us. They will die first and take all who follow with them as
all this unreasoned fear creates breaches in one's will to be healthy. The
really dangerous stuff isn't in the studio!!!
Last week, since they won't go away, I decided to capitalize on this fear
fad. I'm going to quit making pots and develope a full body condom for
studio work. I intend to mate kevlar with spandex/goretex for a form
fitting suit of protection. These suits will come in favorite animal prints
and designer colors so when one is finished with all the dangerous
activities in the studio a simple hop thru the shower will transform this
suit into the ultimate evening out debauchery gear. One has only to imagine
the few simple features and attachments that will revolutionize and
facilitate fear free living.
David Woof
peering over the edge, reverently taking an irreverent look at everything.
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