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gorilla slip/the final answer

updated wed 22 feb 06

 

marta matray on tue 21 feb 06


primalmommy wrote:

>>>Duh, guys. The missing ingredient is breastmilk--
the stuff that creates life's first bond.>>>

and the result:
"Kelly wins".
-------
kelly wins?
thats not fair!
you know kelly that i love you, BUT:
i tried the gorilla slip. and i put in everything
suggested here: spit, used catlitter, virgin's blood,
bleach etc... except i couldnt find anywhere free (or
cheap) breastmilk, so i substituted it, and used
1% cowmilk. (i tried both without and with hormons)
sorry, guys! the gorilla slip is perfect without the
breastmilk.
1% milk is my final answer.

marta

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Lori Leary on tue 21 feb 06


HEY,
I thought the secret ingredient was the singed hairs of leaping arc
welders!

Lori L



marta matray wrote:

>primalmommy wrote:
>
>
>
>>>>Duh, guys. The missing ingredient is breastmilk--
>>>>
>>>>
>the stuff that creates life's first bond.>>>
>
>and the result:
> "Kelly wins".
>-------
>kelly wins?
>thats not fair!
>you know kelly that i love you, BUT:
>i tried the gorilla slip. and i put in everything
>suggested here: spit, used catlitter, virgin's blood,
>bleach etc... except i couldnt find anywhere free (or
>cheap) breastmilk, so i substituted it, and used
>1% cowmilk. (i tried both without and with hormons)
>sorry, guys! the gorilla slip is perfect without the
>breastmilk.
>1% milk is my final answer.
>
>marta
>
>
>
>

primalmommy on tue 21 feb 06


Marta whined:
>kelly wins?
>thats not fair!
>you know kelly that i love you, BUT:
>i tried the gorilla slip. and i put in everything
>suggested here: spit, used catlitter, virgin's blood,
>bleach etc... except i couldnt find anywhere free (or
>cheap) breastmilk, so i substituted it, and used
>1% cowmilk. (i tried both without and with hormons)


Marta, Marta, Marta. You're just jealous. If you had truly devoted
yourself to the quest, any La Leche meeting would provide you with a
room full of dairy queens, who would have been happy to express a pint
or two.

Where you were able to find the blood of a virgin, though, in this
modern era, is mystifying to me. He certainly wasn't a potter, since as
we know, the essence of clay-slip is a known aphrodisiac for both
genders.

Anyway it's no big DEAL winning. (Unless you ask my kids, who came
running bug-eyed to see why mom had gone bananas and was wooo-hooooing
at the computer.)

Yours,
Kelly in Ohio -- with the same smug little teacher's-pet smile I have
had since my kindergarten class picture.




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