Edouard Bastarache Inc. on thu 11 jan 07
Subject: The fifth grade class an assignment
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an
assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at
the end of it. The next day
the kids came back and one by one began to
tell their stories.
"Tony, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt
Karen. She was a
pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over
enemy territory and all she had was a flask of
whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the
way down so it wouldn't break and
then her parachute landed right in the middle
of twenty enemy troops. She
shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran
out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke,
and then she killed the
last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher.
"What kind of moral did
your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the f... away from Aunt Karen when she's
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